RFK JR's. Support Brings More to the Table for Trump

 RFK Jr's. Support Brings More to the Table for Trump

The RFK Jr endorsement of Donald J Trump provides some mental stability to a campaign beleaguered with the stigma of crazy, bizarre, and the forever-accurate moniker, weird. With Trump regularly worrying about electric boats sinking in shark-infested waters, windmills killing whales by driving them insane, and the late great Hannibal Lecter who would love to have him for dinner, RKF Jr. can spread the crazy to include brain parasites, cocaine, dead bears riding bicycles through Central Park, sexual assault, and philandering on a par with the Trump's high standards.

Rumors that RFK Jr’s brainworm left an unflattering review of the cuisine on Yelp are totally suspicious and should be considered without merit. In keeping with RFK Jr’s other work, such a statement cannot be evaluated without additional review data. In the worm’s defense and by RFK Jr’s. own admission, it was a tragic story. RFK JR. said, "A worm that got into my brain and ate a portion of it and then died." Depending upon the timing of the worm's demise, he might not have had time to even write a Yelp review. However, Mr. Worm’s death would substantiate that the cuisine would be suspect and not up to even Hannibal Lecter’s standards.

Yes, the misbehaving, under-achieving playboy with generational wealth, who regularly champions his anti-vax cause, can bring a proper level of science to a possible cabinet post of Health Secretary in the Trump administration. Perhaps he can get to the bottom of the previously untested bleach injections and bright light inside the human body treatments as a welcome alternative to those crazy injections that he fears.

The other thing RFK Jr brings to the Trump campaign is a measure of balance. You see, he, like Trump, has felony convictions. In 2001 a Virginia jury convicted Kennedy of two counts of distributing cocaine base, and one count of conspiring to distribute five kilograms or more of cocaine and fifty grams or more of cocaine base. Like Trump, he is working on his third wife. RFK Jr’s second wife hanged herself after reading Kennedy’s personal journal where he recorded his sexual encounters with 37 different women. He also has a sexual assault allegation with the part-time babysitter of his children. When asked about the allegation he responded, "I am not a church boy. I had a very, very rambunctious youth. I said in my announcement speech that I have so many skeletons in my closet that if they could all vote, I could run for king of the world."

With all the Bizarro World that RFK Jr. brings to the table, Donald J. Trump almost looks normal. The emphasis here is on the word, “almost.”