Saturday, February 4, 2017

An Open Letter to President Trump


Dear Mr. President,

I thought I would take this opportunity to compliment you.  I understand that’s the only way to get your attention.  You are now the President of the United States of America.  Somehow the title doesn't seem quite up to the spectacular individual that you are.  You are more than a mere president.  Even lowly Mexico has a president.  I've thought about this and I think I have an idea.  As a resident of Miami, I remember a celebration we had here for over 60 years.  It was discontinued in 2002 due to a lack of funding.  I understand that funds or a lack thereof are not your problem.  I was thinking that perhaps you could supply a little cash and we could bring back our celebration.  I first thought you could write off the donation on your income taxes but I forgot, you don't pay those.  If you are as clever, as everyone around you (including you) says, perhaps you could get Mexico or Cuba to pay for it.  Don't worry, there is definitely something in it for you.  You would get to be King.  Think about that for a second.  King.  Now that is a title worthy of a man of your stature.  The celebration I refer to is the King Orange Jamboree.  You would be King Orange.  All hail King Orange.  Your subjects await your next tweet.


King Orange of The United States


To say you have had a busy first couple of weeks would be an understatement.  You promised to Drain the Swamp but instead opened the floodgates.  That's wonderful.  Keep them guessing trying to figure out your next move.  I would almost describe your actions as like a Whirling Dervish.  Then I realized that the Dervish are also a religious group whose focus is on the universal values of love and service, deserting the illusions of ego to reach God.  Not quite the best analogy to associate with a man of your temperament.


Rockin' Robin


I understand that your Secret Service codename is Rockin' Robin.  That one puzzled me for a few seconds.  The robin is the state bird of Connecticut, Michigan, and Wisconsin.  Well, that should please your fan base.  The robin is also described as a large orange breasted bird.  Well, they weren't far off the mark there now, were they?  That spray tan does seem to have an orange cast about it.  Rockin' Robin is also a song made famous by Bobby Day in 1958 and later recorded by Michael Jackson.  A phrase from the song reads:  "All the little birdies on Jaybird Street - - Love to hear the robin go tweet tweet tweet."  Your Twitter fans would love that.  The clincher for me though was when I looked up the robin and found that its scientific name is Turdus Migratorius.  I'm serious.  That is Latin for a turd that won't stay in one place.  I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried.  Well, maybe.  I can hear the Secret Service now, "The robin is in the nest", and "The robin has flown the coup", or "Clean-up needed - Oval Office."  It works for me.


Tweeter in Chief


I would now like to make a few observations.

As a fellow septuagenarian, I know that you are not concerned by climate change.  It's not our problem.  We will both be dead before it has any lasting effect.  My only impact so far has been that my Christmas cactus is starting to bloom after Groundhog Day.  Climate change is an inconvenient truth that gets in the way of short term profits.  Never profit tomorrow when you can profit today.  Kick that troublesome can down the road a bit and let your kids and grand-kids deal with the consequences.  You can probably take comfort in the fact that it will take quite a while for the water levels to reach the penthouse suite in one of your towers.  From the picture below I would say that, when it gets to the third gold window band on the building, your kids or grandchildren need to show some concern.

Trump Tower with Water Rings

Elsewhere on the environmental front, the removal of annoying restrictions on coal mining companies polluting our rivers and streams will surely bring back some of those glamour jobs in the mines of Pennsylvania and West Virginia.  You should also consider eliminating safety regulations since it is better to have miners killed in a collapsing shaft than have them live long enough to clog up our Medicare rolls with black-lung treatments.  Between cave-ins and drinking polluted water, these coal miners shouldn’t be much of a burden to Medicare or Social Security. 

A Minor Coal Miner

Those of us who can afford Perrier don’t need to worry about the quality of water in America.  Let the French worry about keeping their lakes and streams clean.  Actually, I would imagine that your drink of choice would be Acqua di Cristallo Tributo a Modigliani at $60,000 per 750-ml. bottle.  The water is no better than Perrier but it does come in that beautiful 24-karat gold bottle.


$60,000 bottle of Acqua di Cristallo Tributo a Modigliani


I know you are anxiously waiting for that compliment.  I’m still trying to think of one and I’m sure, with enough time, I can come up with something.  However, let’s keep going.

Betsy DeVos

Betsy DeVos was an excellent choice for Secretary of Education.  With a family background in auto parts manufacturing and selling Amway products, who better to know about education?  As a billionaire, she is well equipped to understand and identify with the educational needs of our inner cities.  Just joking here of course.  Who needs those folks anyway?  They don’t vote.

Ms. DeVos has worked tirelessly to get Michigan’s educational system to rise to the level of 34th in the nation.  The fact that her charter schools were ranked below the regular public school system in the state means that somebody is making some easy money.  Let’s hear it for big bucks and easy money.  Ms. DeVos plans to expand the charter school and voucher system so every American business man, I meant to say child, can have the same wonderful opportunities as those folks in Michigan.




The Department of Education’s new slogan; “No Dollar for Public Schools Left Behind.”  That’s a good thing, if you have the right friends.  DeVos was a major campaign contributor to your election campaign.  When asked if she was making donations expecting something in return Ms. DeVos stated, “I have decided, however, to stop taking offense at the suggestion that we are buying influence.  Now I simply concede the point.  They are right.  We do expect some things in return.” 


Hmmmm?
  

Your roll-out of the immigration ban was exciting.  You managed, with the stroke of a pen, to make 62,979,879 constituents happy.  The fact that you also managed to piss off 7.5 billion people around the globe should be of no consequence.  They don’t vote here.  Furthermore, the seven countries named in the ban don’t participate in the Miss Universe Contest.  Who would watch the swimsuit-burka competition anyway?  I noticed that you didn't include Saudi Arabia in the ban.  Just because the Saudis supplied the vast majority of known terrorists of the 9-11 attack (or 7-11 attack as you refer to it) shouldn't get in the way of the oil industry making a profit.  Those fellow billionaires need to eat too. 

Perhaps You Should Reconsider That Immigration Ban

We only need to stay on good terms with the countries that will be bringing us the next Mrs. Trump.  I’m sure you must be getting the “shopping for a new piece of arm candy” bug by now.  Melania is already 46 and fast approaching the proverbial hill that you and I have in our rear view mirrors.  I understand that Steve Bannon may also be looking for his fourth wife.  Maybe you two can do some immigrant shopping together during your travels to Eastern Europe.

Immigration Order Signing

I’m still working on that compliment.  I thought I had one but it slipped away.

I can understand why your meeting with Mexico’s president, Enrique Peña Nieto, was cancelled and the ensuing phone call ended poorly.  You want him to pay for something he doesn’t want in order to keep us safe from that, "bunch of bad hombres down there.”  I love your use of colorful language.  It's right out of an old western.  You could be Humphry Bogart in Treasure of The Sierra Madre.  Hey, before you let in any “bad hombres,” you should ask to see their badges.

Gold Hat, Treasure of the Sierra Madre

Great Wall of Mexico* to Keep Out Fat People
*I’m not sure on branding rights for the wall but, since you say that Mexico is footing the bill, it seems only fair that they should have naming rights.    Fair?  Sorry, I forgot who I was talking to.

I do however, have a difficult time understanding why you went out of your way to piss off Australian Prime Minister Malcom Turnbull.  Sure, taking 1,200 refugees off Australia’s hands might have been a bad deal, but you are the master of the deal.  Perhaps you could have gotten them to throw in a few dozen Koalas to lessen the blow to your constituents.  Everybody loves Koalas.

Everybody Loves Koalas


Your first executive order rolled back the mandate to buy insurance under the Affordable Care Act.  That should really show everyone how bad the plan was.  It’s about to get really expensive.  With around 11 million people in the insurance pool, you probably don’t want to just pull the plug.  It may however, be difficult to come up with a less expensive way of covering these people.  You wouldn’t want to be required to cut defense spending.  Or, worse yet, be forced to dip into the spare change we found under a seat cushion in Paul Ryan's office now earmarked for the Great Wall of Mexico.  




I'm sure the new plan, dare we call it Trump-Care, will be cheaper with more coverage.  Just as you promised.  Who do you have working on this miracle?  Tell me it is an evangelical Christian and that they have a new way to cover everyone through prayer.  Such a plan would have no drugs, doctors, or hospitals, you just trust in your Christian faith.  That would certainly be cheaper.  The Tea Party would love such a plan.  Other faiths could come up with their own plans as long as they didn't cost more.  Atheists?  Well, they better start eating kale salad and adopting a healthy lifestyle.
  



Steve Bannon With Access to All Sensitive Intelligence

I can’t go into all of the executive orders here.  At this writing, they number seventeen and, like most people, I can’t make sense of some of them.  

Executive Order Signing


It seems that all number 16 did was to give Steve Bannon access to all intelligence briefings and limit the roles of the professionals like the Joint Chiefs of Staff and the director of national intelligence. I guess it's time for a shake-up in the intelligence community.  I don't think we have ever had a self-proclaimed anti-Semitic white supremacist in this position.  I'm sure his opinions will bring some much needed balance.  I know he is balanced because he loved presidents Kennedy and Reagan but despised both Bush and Carter. 

Steve Bannon Finishing Lunch


Mr. Bannon's affiliation with the “alt-right” with its “alt-facts” would seem to fit right in with the intelligence community.  Those folks have been dealing too long with important facts and could use an alternative to the truth.  They also look like they could use a laugh or two.  They always seem so serious.   In this upside down world who knows how that will turn out?   I'm sure you know best.  Remember, only three years and eleven months to go. 



Who's the Greatest?

No one can say your presidency hasn’t been exciting.  Hey, that sounds like it could count as a compliment.  I’ll take it that way and will consider the matter closed unless you can come up with a better one.  I have to laugh sometimes; of course you can come up with something better.  You do it all the time.  Your humility ranks right up there with the legendary Muhammad Ali.  I can hear you both now arguing about who’s the greatest.  I’m the greatest.  No me, I’m the greatest.  No, I’m the Greatest.

I'm the Greatest








Thursday, February 2, 2017

American Airlines, The Carrier With Class



We at American pride ourselves on having a little something for everyone.  This includes most of our seats.  Our company slogan is:  “Surely you can’t be serious, We are serious…, and don’t call us Shirley.”  Since America is quickly becoming a "class society", we at American Airlines provide seating classes for all classes, even those with no class.

Where Profits Always Come First


Our First Class accommodations are among the finest in the industry.  You would think you were sitting in an economy seat circa 1960.  Even full size adults tipping the scales at 150 pounds or slightly more will find our First Class seats comfortable.   


First Class Seating for the Well-Heeled Heel
These First Class seats actually recline (unlike economy where they just tilt a little) and have an armrest wide enough to rest an elbow.  It doesn’t stop there; we include food and beverages on most of our flights just as if you were traveling before the Airline Deregulation Act of 1978.  If that is not exciting enough, know that you get to board first so you can gobble up as much overhead storage as your greedy little heart desires.  You can even put your overflow back in Economy Class if you run out of room.  In the unlikely event of a loss of cabin pressure, you get a working oxygen mask.  Your First Class seat also entitles you to use the clean bathroom at the front of the plane.  You know it’s clean because this is the one we use.

Economy Class With Extra Legroom, Enjoy That Additional 25mm of Space

If you can’t afford the extra thousand dollars or so for a First Class seat, perhaps an Economy Class Seat with Extra Legroom would work for you.  It is here that we provide an extra 25mm of space between the tray table and your swollen knees.  This is part of the same space you used to have before our cabin engineers took a course offered at the Fujian Xiongguang Sardine Canning and Design School.  The width of your seat is the same as regular Economy Class with a spacious 17” between the armrests.  This has been calculated to allow enough space for 65% of typical American pelvic bones.  We have found that the skin and fat you may have, if you are not indeed a skeleton, will merely be pushed up above the armrest.  Mick Jagger's ass, while not really an American appendage, was used in testing the seats.   The fit was a bit snug but, as Mick would say, "You can't always get what you want."  In the unlikely event of a loss of cabin pressure, your oxygen mask will work after approval of any major credit card.

Booster Seats are Available for Children

Your Economy Class Seat with Extra Legroom may be designed to recline two inches unless you happen to be seated in front of an aisle, in front of an exit row, in front of a bathroom, in front of the galley, near or adjacent to our first aid kit, or any seat number evenly divisible by 2.  If you are lucky enough to find overhead storage for your one carry on item just make sure it is of sound design because we reserve the right to pound, jam, twist, and otherwise smash any overhead bin items to make room in this ever-diminishing space.  If you have small feet, perhaps the space under the seat in front of you can be used for storage.  You can always raise your knees above any overflow because your tray table will be useless anyway.  You weren’t expecting food were you? 

Regular Economy Seating
  
Regular Economy Class is just what you would expect.  You get an economy seat with padding recycled from old rodeo saddles.  These seats are situated in the middle of the aircraft far from any bathroom.  You should have gone at the terminal.  For flights longer than two hours, you will be offered free pretzels and some water or other water based beverage.  Please don’t drink too much.  Remember your seat position in relation to the one available bathroom.  Remember too,this lavatory serves the other 200 or so folks in the cheap seats.  In the unlikely event of a loss of cabin pressure, please hold your breath.


Sub-Economy Seating Where You Can Keep an Eye on Your Luggage

Sub-Economy seating is a new offering at American.  We realize that many travelers don’t care for comfort and regularly travel without a change of clothes.  Since you probably last bathed during the Nixon administration, being crammed into sling chairs in the baggage section of the plane should not be a problem.  Be sure to dress warmly as this section of the plane can get below freezing.  The  Sub-Economy Class was created with the “cheap bastard” in mind.  Here, there is no food, no bathroom, no storage, and occasionally…, no seat.  You will be issued a toe-tag and a working parachute so, if we need to lighten the load because we didn’t burden ourselves with enough fuel, you will be jettisoned somewhere along our travel route.  If your chute fails to open that toe-tag will help us identify the mess you created.

American Airlines Seating Diagram With You in Mind

We are looking forward to the future and are considering adding a "Midget Class" where adults of small stature and perhaps anesthetized children may be placed in our overhead bins.  We await your feedback and FAA approval before this can become a reality. With a Republican majority everywhere, we expect to be making this and other humiliations available soon.

AA A Seating Class For Everyone


Remember, Airline travel is nature’s way of making you actually look like your passport photo.







Sunday, January 29, 2017

Our America, Looking Forward



If the evening news, local newspaper, Internet feeds, and Facebook friends are any indication, people seem fascinated with our current political scene.  Liberal sources present our new president as a buffoon and conservatives tout his accomplishments.  To say that most of these pronouncements are a tad overzealous in their rhetoric would be a gross understatement.

Very little of what I have heard and read give much of an indication of our future beyond either doom and gloom or a Great America with newly minted manufacturing, construction, and mining jobs.  While the president is busy signing executive orders, Congress, and the old-guard power brokers in Washington, seems to be watching from the sidelines.  We are in the “honeymoon period” common to any new presidency.


Three Ring Circus

This three ring circus is being directed by a new Ringmaster who is issuing his proclamations with typical hyperbole to enhance expectations of what you are about to see.  Words like the “biggest”, “most spectacular”, and “amazing” are among his descriptive adjectives.  What we seem to forget is that there are two other rings in our three-ring circus, known as our Legislative and Judicial branches.  Without the support of these other branches, pronouncements from the Ringmaster are mostly hot air.

Our New Ringmaster
This is not to say that executive orders are without consequence.  We have already seen the disruptive effect one such order on travel restrictions with regard to certain countries has had on many people.  It will however be necessary for Congress to fund and for the Legislative branch to possibly uphold as legal, some of these actions for them to have long-term acceptance.

Our Republican Cabinet Gets In Line

The elephant act is now center stage.  I of course refer to the animal depiction of the Republican Party.  While not a true Republican in the strictest sense, President Trump was elected under the guise of a conservative Republican.  He embraces many of their ideals but is not respectful of their establishment.  This makes him attractive to his followers and a caution (sometimes a nightmare) to his fellow party members.

It remains to be seen but, if our founding fathers were right, the separation of powers will keep the missteps of Mr. Trump down to a manageable few.  As President Obama learned after his honeymoon period, where he also enjoyed a majority in Congress, you can’t get much accomplished on your own.


Republicans
Where does all of this leave the Republican Party?  They need to take a hard look at how they lost control.  They were divided by the hard right that became the Tea Party.  This hijacking of the Republican ideology by extremists was predictable.  You can’t argue or reason with religious fanatics who hold their truths to be self-evident and which come from a higher power.  You can only outnumber them, hold your ground, and move on.  Let the Tea Party be its own entity to survive on its own.  Don’t let it corrupt your own ideals.

Tea Party, aka Mad Hatters

Be honest with yourselves. A Great Wall at the Mexican-US border is political, not practical.  We won’t be safer.  Such a wall won’t stop illegal immigration or drug traffickers any better than the Great Wall of China stopped the Mongol hoards.  If a partial fence, drones, air patrols, land patrols, electronic sensors, and cameras haven’t stopped our border problems, a 30’ wall won’t work either.  This wouldn’t be the first time a politician didn’t keep a campaign promise.  I think it’s happened once or twice before.

If you insist on a wall, why not make it a six-lane elevated expressway from Brownsville, Texas to San Diego, California.  Provide free gas to incentivize people to take this inconvenient route and make the speed limit at least 70mph.  Any illegal immigrant that can make it across six lanes of high-speed traffic deserves a chance.  You could call it Project Frogger.  This makes as much sense as a border wall.

Frogger Wall

If you have the funds to build a 20 plus billion-dollar wall and spend tens of billions to maintain that wall, you might as well build something useful.  I can think of a few bridges in need of repair, highways that need maintenance and updates, utility grids in need of modernizing, and water maintenance projects that are needed to help farmers and city dwellers alike.

Jobs for the Rust Belt won’t appear because of imposed higher tariffs.  Mining jobs for the coal industry won’t materialize by ignoring climate change and lifting environmental restrictions.  Modern jobs require modern job skills.  Robotics has had a greater impact on these jobs than the shipment of jobs overseas.  Use education to better equip the upcoming generation for these new jobs.  Provide cross training of the under employed work force into construction jobs and related functions that will reuse their existing skill set.

Create construction jobs with infrastructure projects.  Facilitate relocation, when necessary, to allow workers to get where the jobs happen to exist.  You could create a federally owned corporation, similar to the TVA of 1933, which would manage and oversee these congressionally mandated projects.  The corporation could contract much of the work but would have autonomy to “git 'er done,” to use a phrase familiar to your constituency.



Promote education and don’t look at it as a profit center for private industry.  Go back to teaching the three R’s.  You know we need it if we still call it Readin’, Ritin’, and Rithmatic.  Nevertheless, include practical training to facilitate the matching of skill sets with the local job market.  You can also provide life skills so graduates know how to read a rental contract, fill out a tax form, manage a credit card, pay bills safely online, complete a job application, dress for an interview, and cook a healthy meal.

Realize that your “Republican” president is starting office with a record low unemployment rate and a Dow at 20,000.  Look at Obama’s starting numbers eight years ago.  Divide the improvement by eight to find the annual improvement he achieved.  Take this result and calculate where we should be in 2019.  If you aren’t there, prepare to lose the next presidential election.  If you drop the ball with the Affordable Care Act and people end up uninsured, plan to start losing Congressional and state held posts.

Democrats
I almost don’t know what to tell Democrats.  I would start by saying to look back at what you have been doing and, don’t do that anymore.  At this writing, there are only five states with a Democratic governor and a Democratic state legislature.  The Republicans have 25 states with both a governor and control of the state legislature.

Democrats Don't Have Much of a Presence Between the Coasts

While I hold with many liberal ideals, the Democratic Party has lost touch with the working class.  This was your stronghold.  While improvements in the minimum wage and trans-gender bathrooms may be important, actual good-paying jobs are what the voters want.  Unemployment rates are important to politicians, not the unemployed.  As much as I could gain favor with an obstructionist’s recommendation to my Democratic friends, I would advise otherwise.  Come up with a plan to revitalize cities and towns with closed mills and factories. Read my recommendations to the Republican Party above and, if anything comes up for a vote that promotes these ideals, support them.  You can skip the Frogger Project, but all of the other ideas are valid.

Hold by your ideals but don’t let them blind you to the needs of middle class working America.  Find some middle common ground.  Fight for women’s rights and racial equality.  Fight for Social Security and Health Care reform.  Fight for education.  Fight for responsible immigration laws.  Fight for environmental ideals.  Climate change is real.  Let people know what you stand for and what you have done to benefit them.  Up to now, you haven’t gotten your message across.  Ignore the Rust and Coal Belts at your peril.  Cultural issues have their place but if Joe or Jane Factory-worker is unemployed or under employed, you won't get their vote.  If the Republicans don’t improve employment figures, or improve the economy, or improve the environment, or improve education, or improve health care, and don't protect Social Security and Medicare, let people know.  Shout it from the rooftops.

You didn’t lose the White House by much but, despite all of your thoughtful analysis, this country is now being led by a real estate professional.  If he didn’t self-destruct during his campaign with all his highly publicized antics, you can rest assured he will be a force to be reckoned with in 2020.  You need a fresh candidate without Hillary’s baggage.  You need someone who can identify with and talk to working class America, not just the poor.  Start looking now.  Groom that person and perhaps a few alternates.  You need to reevaluate your platform priorities and provide Middle America with a viable alternative to Mr. T.

The Big Top

The Greatest Show on Earth--Making America Great Again

Well, as the Ringling Brothers and Barnum & Bailey Circus (Greatest Show on Earth) is set to close its Big Top after 146 years, we can only hope that the three-ring circus that is our government doesn’t suffer a similar fate.  They (Ringling) blamed changing public tastes and battles with animal rights groups as reasons for their demise.  In May of 2017 their clown car will have unloaded for the last time.  

Our political clown car (Congress) continues to roll on.  Our new Ringmaster is a master of the media.  He knows how to get the attention of the working middle class.  He knows how to excite an audience.  His Greatest Show on Earth has opened for its first performance year.  Let’s hope his aerial tightrope act maintains its balance and doesn’t bring us crashing to the sawdust floor.

How Much of America Views our Leadership

After recently watching our president perform for the news media he despises, I was reminded of a scene from a classic film noir movie, Nightmare Alley.  In that movie, Tyrone Power gets a new job in a carnival.  He talks to Zeena, part of a mentalist act.

Joan Blondell and Tyrone Power in Nightmare Alley 1947

Scene from Nightmare Alley (1947)
Setting:  Carnival

Mademoiselle Zeena (Joan Blondell): 
You like this racket, don't you?

Stanton (Tyrone Power):
Oh, lady, I was made for it.
I had all kinds of jobs
before this one came along...
but none of 'em
were anything but jobs.
But this gets me.
I like it. All of it.
The crowds, the noise,
the idea of keeping on the move.
You see those yokels out there,
it gives you sort of a superior feeling...
as if you were in the know
and they were on the outside looking in.
Kinda hard to explain, but I like it.










Thursday, January 26, 2017

Life in the Time of Fake News, Falsehoods, Alternative Facts, Intentional Lies, Half-Truths, Misinformation, and GBS

For the purposes of this analysis, we shall refer to all of the above-mentioned informational concepts as GBS, otherwise known as General Bull Shit.  Some GBS has its place in our society.  It can be used to good effect in comedy or satire.  It can help make a point.  It does however, have no place when used to deceive and function as a tool to guide opinions to a conclusion that is based on that deception.
The Fount of Knowledge
Gutenberg Press

Responsible individuals will read information and, based on its source and importance, verify the validity before acceptance.  All information should be verified with additional reference before it is relied upon for other decision-making.  Information should always be verified before further distribution.

1984 The Book that Brought us "doublethink"

While George Orwell’s 1984 Ministry of Truth is not yet here in any discernible official capacity, the effect of rewriting and distorting history is the net effect of promoting falsehoods through unverified redistribution of BS.  In 1984, terms like “doublethink” were defined as the act of holding, simultaneously, two opposite, individually exclusive ideas or opinions and believing in both simultaneously and absolutely.  It uses logic against logic with slogans like, Ignorance is Strength, and War is Peace.  It would seem that 1984 was a bit premature in its prognostications but recent political events portend to be harbingers of its eventual realization.

Wingnut


The Internet, like television, radio, and the Gutenberg press before it, has greatly increased our access to information.  All advancements in media distribution have provided the opportunity to reach larger audiences.  Unlike the press, radio, and television however, the Internet is not easily monitored for content accuracy.

To quote Ben Franklin, “Believe none of what you hear, and only half of what you see.”
  

Lazy individuals will forward, re-send, and otherwise distribute anything they find that promotes their beliefs and will do it without verification.  They will ignore those who illuminate their mistakes or will even argue that their statements were based on some facts and anything found to be wrong was an opinion.  Some when presented with irrefutable proof of a falsehood will even “double down” on the GBS and, just like mom, use the “because I said so” argument.  These lazy purveyors of misinformation are as guilty as the persons who originated the falsehood.

Some clever individuals will, in order to promote an idea, blend some limited factual information along with stuff made from “whole cloth.”  This blending of facts and falsehoods makes it very difficult to wholly disprove a statement.  See Ben Franklin above.Everyone is entitled to an opinion.  Our American society is based on free speech, with certain limitations.  Things like slander, threats of violence, or shouting Fire in a crowded theatre will still get you in trouble.  Promoting opinions with GBS, while still protected speech, is also still BS.  To quote my mom, “you can’t make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear.”  As a kid, I didn’t understand why anyone would want a silk purse or where you would get a sow’s ear, but I eventually understood the wisdom in the statement.  Even when GBS is peppered with a few verifiable facts, it is still BS.  Once a lie is told online, it’s difficult to retrieve it, quarantine it, and debunk it.

It is simple to verify most things through a number of Internet sources.  While Snopes is very popular, Ask Factcheck is also available.  You can generally perform a simple Google search with the word Snopes or Factcheck at the beginning of a string of key words from the statement being checked.  You can “cut and paste” a headline of an article with Snopes or Factcheck at the beginning of the search.  Look at the results and follow the link to the proper site reference to verify.

Consider the source.  Satirical sites like The Onion and DailyCurrant have even fooled major news outlets.  We have all seen “Breaking News” stories from the major news media, which repeat misinformation and, at times, offer guesses as to what is happening.  Try to use reliable major news sources for your information, but verify.  See Ben Franklin above.

Beware of extremes.  Left wing or right, they both have their nut jobs, wingnuts if you will, on a mission.  Never trust a statement that starts out with, “I heard that….”  See Ben Franklin above. Try to find some middle ground.  While the Mayo Clinic site might not be right 100% of the time, it is generally reliable.  Uncle Fred’s Freedom Foundation and Alien Abductions Directory dot com may not have the same record of accomplishment.  The same cautionary instincts you have had in life will be of use here.   I leave you again with some more Ben Franklin.

“We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.”


and another....

“Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficult still, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.” 













A Legal System in Peril

  Donald J Trump has had his fill of legal problems. He hates judges (except those who side with him) and his wrath knows no bounds. Look ...