You can thank President Donald J. Trump that you are still alive and most of your friends are still with us. If it weren’t for the President, most of you would be dead by now from a fentanyl overdose. Only 24% of America would still be alive without the courageous efforts of Donald Trump.
This information comes to us from that paragon of truth, justice, and the American way, Pam Bondi. Her April 30th cabinet meeting claim stated that Trump had saved 258 million lives with his fentanyl seizures. With fewer than 350 million people living in the United States, just knowing that 76% of us would be dead by now if not for one man, we should all be singing his praises. Hail to the Chief.
This could all be cast off as a casual misquote by Bondi if it weren’t for the fact that the day before she claimed Trump had saved 119 million people from fentanyl death. Realizing on April 29th that her figures were low, she revised them to the 258 million figure for the cabinet meeting. As dumb blonde jokes go, Pam Bondi tells the best ones.
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