The Nobel Prize in Medicine Goes to.....

The Nobel Prize in Medicine should have gone to Dr. Donald J. Trump.  His doctorial degrees are honorary but well deserved.  He has one in proctology that he earned for using his skilled but small hands to dislodge three senators, two attorney generals, four representatives, and the entire cast of Fox and Friends from his own posterior.  He holds a second honorary medical degree in urology for his extensive 2013 work with Russian hookers at Moscow's Ritz Carlton hotel.  Once again the Nobel Committee has made a mistake.  They awarded the Nobel Prize in medicine to a Brit and 2 Americans for their discovery of Hepatitis C.  Big whoop.

The real Nobel Prize in medicine should have gone to Donald J Trump for his discovery of the Coronavirus, aka SARS COV-2.  Yes, the president had heard rumors the Coronavirus was just a hoax but he offered himself, his wife, his staff, and his Secret Service agents as guinea pigs in an exhaustive search for this elusive disease.  Similar to what Marie Curie did in1902 with her discovery of Radium and Polonium, Trump managed to isolate and spread the disease to at least 8 people.  He proved the disease did exist and that all these dead people from around the world weren't playing possum.

He looked everywhere for the virus.

After eight months of trial and error, mostly error, he managed to find the disease, trap it in his own body, and prove to one and all the existence of the disease.  He also was able to convincingly show that mask-wearing and social distancing are important.  Imagine the lives he has just saved with his thoughtless sacrifice. If Donald J Trump is anything, it's thoughtless.  Sure, doctors and scientists had been telling us since January of 2020 that this was serious but where was their proof?  They pointed to all of these dead bodies but that could have just been lightning or sidewalk vendor sushi. 

He has also advanced medical science with his spare-no-expense treatment regime.  If only regular citizens had the foresight to get good health insurance like he has we wouldn't be in this current predicament.  He further showed that all those idiots who promoted hydroxychloroquine were wrong and he will now show the proper treatment methodology.  Who were those clowns and where are they now?  They should suffer the shame and humiliation that they justly deserve.

Yes, Donald J Trump should have a prize.  Somebody, please get the man a prize.  Who else could have done what he has done for the virus?  With only 210,000 dead Americans he has managed to see the light and shine it bright on his handling of this global pandemic.  He stands as a glaring example for all the world to see.  There is an important lesson here, if you too want to have good BIG numbers, some would say the best numbers, just follow his example.  You too can top the charts.

Who out there is with me in thinking that Donald J. Trump is deserving of some sort of recognition for all his efforts with the Coronavirus?  We should make sure he has it no later than November 3, 2020.