Donald Trump is truly a genius. No chart or test can measure his academic aptitude. He told us on January 6, 2018, that, “Actually, throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart...I think that would qualify as not smart, but genius....and a very stable genius at that!” In May of 2019 he upped his assessment slightly calling himself an “extremely stable genius.” Later, in October of 2019 he claimed, “great and unmatched wisdom.”
He is in an elite group of geniuses who function far beyond those idiots in MENSA, he is in DENSA. You see, Mensa is an international organization of those who have scored in the top 2% of the general population. The name is from the Latin word mensa, that means table, to indicate a “round-table society,” where all members are equal. DENSA, on the other hand, is the feminine noun form of the Latin/Spanish word meaning dense or thick. People in DENSA must score in the top 800% of general society which puts its population, as Buzz Lightyear would say, “to infinity and beyond.”
As evidence of Trump’s genius, I give you his recent lowering of prescription drug prices 200 to 800 percent. No president, in fact no person ever before, has reduced anything over 100%. We can’t even fathom such numbers as they get into advanced mathematics that are beyond human comprehension.
This level of mathematics delves into Diophantine Equations, non-Euclidean geometry, Combinatorics, Quantum Mechanics, Astrophysics, Cosmology, Quantum Field Theory, Dark Matter, and Particle Physics. It is an entirely new field of endeavor beyond String Theory where particles are no longer points but tiny one-dimensional vibrating strings of energy that create matter and forces like gravity. Only minds such as the one possessed by Donald John Trump are capable of understanding universes with extra curled-up dimensions where something can be reduced 800%.
For those who think the president was joking or had merely misread a cue card, wrong. He has said this more than once and it was reinforced by Karoline Leavitt, his press secretary who repeated these figures. He has repeatedly said, “Drug prices are coming down 400%, 200%, 600%, numbers that nobody’s ever seen before,” then added later, “Five hundred, 600, 800%, in some cases even more than that. It’s hard to believe.”
Indeed, reductions beyond 800% are hard for anyone to believe.
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