Trump Announcement
Here we are at the Trump Center for the Performing Arts. This was formerly known as the Kennedy Center, but what did he do except get shot to become famous. As director of this magnificent facility, I am proud to announce that I am soon to be awarded the prestigious Goebbel Peace Prize for doing wonderful peace things. Not many know this, but Joseph Goebbel was the former Chancellor of Germany. He only spent one day on that job before he attained final peace for his wife, his six children, and himself. Who better to have a peace prize named after him but Hitler’s Reich Plenipotentiary for Total War? Without war, how do you know you have peace?
When Germany was brutally attacked by France, Poland, Great Britain, and you know, everybody except Russia, it was Goebbel who helped Hitler achieve peace. So, I will be proud to accept the Goebbel Peace Prize at the grand opening of the Trump Center for the Performing Arts. Also, at this event, there will be a showing of the fully restored film, The Sound of Music, which I hear has lots of music in it. It is the delightful story of the von Trump Family singers.
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